Americas’ angry, miserable, conservative howler monkey, Tomi Lahren, recently posted yet another one of her signature ” You offend me by being offended so shut up & listen to my opinion cause I be so white” tirades on IH8ColoredPeople.com or Fox News; one or the other ; both or vice versa.
‘If you’re offended by the American flag, you’re a snowflake.’ was the subtitle.
The video begins with her reading type that sounds as if it were written by a mean-spirited special needs rock.
“It’s time for a special Christmas edition of Final Thoughts. It may be winter, but it’s still melting season…snowflake melting season, that is.”
“Uh oh, have I already offended you?”
Did you offend me already? I couldn’t tell that you were trying to offend me. Try again little girl. You are not edgy or intimidating. Your rant is that of a tittybaby child. How can anyone be offended by being called a snowflake?
Your attempts at conjuring up a Julia Sugarbaker-inspired-The Night the Lights went out in Georgia verbal masterpiece fail miserably.
But you know what? You’re trying, and that’s what’s important. You are doing you. One day you might even get that long-awaited, “Ooh home-girl went there,” and you will at long last feel validated by your one black friend. She might even extend a high five, which we all know is the white girls “you go girl!”.
I long for the day that you realize that you do not have a real “job” and Fox “News” gets shut down for good. You are not a journalist sooo…you’re screwed.
Better to just give up babbling backseat Barbie since you have no credibility outside of Hooterville. You have not been around long enough to have gained any wisdom from your own life experiences. You simply echo what you heard Cousin-Dad say while watching the picture box as ma served up your favorite dirt casserole lite. You are a child and you haven’t earned the privilege of being taken seriously.
You simply do not impress me and I’ll admit I impress easily.
Your insults are hypocritical, weak and tacky. You are but a distraction like a pimple on the fat ass of humanity and you have proven to be more typical than I would’ve imagined.
You actually think that your judgmental rants are gold covered, poignant and insightful orations of substance, when in reality they are whiny verbal dia-rhetoric empty farts that we laugh at. You are barely entertainment and your bitch-fests are tired and done.
Meouch! You can do better than that missy.
The natural brunette continues her screech by saying that if you are offended by the American Flag, then that makes you a snowflake.
It amazes and bothers me that she associates us beautiful snowflakes with being unpatriotic; after all, it’s our patriotism that has her so upset.
The very patriotism that distinguishes us apart from the dirt-eating, in-breeders that make up her fan base. We don’t have to embellish our profiles with specific keywords to prove it. Words like: Patriot, 2nd Amendment, GOD, Country, FREEDOM, USA” The fact that we give a shit about this country and its’ occupants and show it, is the proof in the proverbial pudding baby, right there for you to witness and not just read about.
Toyota Lexus brings out the fake forced “patriotism” in her “Final Thoughts” segments that she tapes in a secure and safe, and I suspect, minority-free studio and the yokels eat it up.
She is full of shit and deep down she knows we all know it. She’s just attempting to appear fired up in order to stay relevant when all she has to rely on in her arsenal is that angry little lily-white screeching gnome shtick. Her annoying voice is why men take Viagra. Her voice grates on the nerves like that irritating sound that we hear when someone scratches their fingernails on a chalkboard. I’m not talking about a pretty well manicured hand with a neatly applied nail-polish.
Oh Hell to the no!
I’m talking about the funky, ashy, age spotted, man-looking hands with nicotine stains that embalm the fingertips with curly nails that extend four inches from crusty cuticle to their tip.
Eww, yeah, that kind of fingernail. The type of fingernails that has me wondering, “How do those people wipe their ass without puncturing a sphincter? “
Honestly, her petulant declarations and her constant complaining lead me to believe that she must be a very unhappy, unfulfilled brunette and one sorry excuse of a human being that just so happens to look like she smells pee all the time.
I am incapable of feeling pity for her because she is just too mean to live and I don’t care if she remains forever anguished and empty inside.
Tilapia Latrine, you bother me. You have the gullible deplorable dupes believing that black athletes cannot be allowed to protest about the unfair way African-Americans are treated because America has “allowed ” them the opportunity to participate. It really burns your white privileged ass that these Athlete-Americans are not just well paid, but that they also have a platform as role models and they use that advantage to give a voice to those that are still oppressed. You have the audacity to be angry with them. I truly believe in my soul that you think the money should have made them less black.
To hear you talk, you’d think that black NFL players were receiving handouts and that their salary was a part of that service so now they should be quiet, be grateful and assimilate for your approval.
These athletes earned every cent by working hard academically and physically. They have faced roadblocks amid a biased perception from people like you. You may not see their struggle or disappointments, you do not empathize,oh that means you don’t try to imagine what it must be like to walk the same journey that they have traveled.
These gentlemen succeeded because they were persistent in achieving their goals. They were aided in this pursuit by living in what was once considered the land of the free.
We all have a fundamental right to freely pursue joy and live life in a way that makes each of us happy, as long as we don’t do anything illegal or violate the rights of others. These “unalienable rights” are given to all human beings and governments were created to protect these rights; not to ridicule our efforts in achieving them.
You, your president, and the conservative hateful “Christians” would rather criticize and chastise these athletes for being aware of their rights and trying to help others . There is no reasoning with you because to you ; a person is either wrong or white.
Their monetary compensation thus far has not changed the fact that black people were slaves in the US; it didn’t change the history of lynching and abuse by rogue police and discrimination that their families endured. This country is still home to racist Neo-Nazi trash that would want to mute these athletes; these patriots; these Americans.
The simple answer to why these protests are happening is quite clear to many.
Because of people like you.
People like you, Ms Lahren, continue to abuse and discriminate out of fear that African-Americans will get “too big fer their britches” and began to think of themselves as equal.
You know very well that these non-violent protests and kneeling were never intended to disrespect our servicemen and women or the American Flag.
You chose to stir shit up and you continue to do so by spreading fake news because it will keep you employed.
You also figured out, as I mentioned earlier, that all you have to do is to pepper your profile with words such as Faith, Family and Freedom to get the weak-minded sheep to your side of the holler.
Why is it you people think you have the monopoly on those words. I have Faith. I have Family. I am grateful to have and defend Freedom and I will die to protect it, if that’s what it takes. Also, there really is no reason to add the word Patriot and 2nd Amendment to your resume either. Jesus didn’t create these words for you hateful keyboard commandos.
I am Patriotic. I do love my country. I have doodled a Yankee or two. I also have no problem with the 2nd Amendment. Keep your muskets, shoot out an eye, I don’t care.
Liberals only want to keep the mentally ill from easily accessing firearms. How is that bad? Would you rather have Stable Mable or Moronica the feeble-minded aiming a gun in your general direction? Whom do you trust more?
Hillary Clinton talked about making the process of anonymously ordering large quantities of ammunition on-line illegal. She never said – No Guns or No Ammunition. Clinton only wanted to keep us from getting shot at by someone who isn’t mentally equipped to handle a gun.
And another thing, why is it that a Liberal cannot be a Christian? Why does my God accept you as you are but your hateful spiteful God won’t accept me?
The GOP (GrOPe) Party and other conservatives continue to present themselves as monumental hypocrites. You choose to get worked up over Hillary Clinton and her emails and yet, with headlines on newsites that read “Trump’s use of private cellphone raises security concerns” we get nothing from you people. Where was all that patriotic outrage?
Colin Kaepernick doesn’t stand for the National Anthem and you clutch your pearls. On October 12, 2017 Trump sat and talked through the playing of “Retreat” as the American flag was lowered on a Pennsylvania Air National Guard base during his interview with Sean Hannity. I didn’t hear a peep from your side about how incredibly disrespectful that was for our flag and servicemen and women.
You all demand that Al Franken resign amidst allegations of impropriety. Yet you all fully endorse and praise Roy Moore as the one chosen by God himself to run for a senate seat in Alabama even though little prepubescent girls were his sexual kryptonite.
I could go on and I probably will at another time.
I know I won’t change your mind, Tomi Lahren.
But know this. We know who you are, Toxic Labia- I will never stand again for that cloth called The American Flag or stand for The National Anthem. You took away the proud feeling I used to have for them both by making a mockery out of them by using the flag and anthem as pawns in a fake controversy in order to please the banjo picking cousin dating base that you share with 45.
I want to hold the anthem and the flag in high regard just as I did when I was a little boy, but I won’t be bullied into it. It would be an empty gesture.
We know what you are. You will never be truly happy. Your God doesn’t exists. Racism and Hate is your God.
I will end with some words once spoken by the beautiful and glorious Dixie Carter, may she rest in peace.
Ms Carter as Julia Sugarbaker said it best. This statement was made 30 years ago and sadly the sentiment applies to todays self-serving, judgmental, discriminatory, holier than thou conservative , fake Christian, busy body. I only regret that these words are not mine just the sentiment. I would say the exact same thing today if I were so phonetically gifted. Thankfully we have Julia Sugarbaker.
I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF UPDATING NAMES
I do not think everyone in America is ignorant! Far from it!! But we are today, probably, the most uneducated, under read, and illiterate nation in the western hemisphere. Which makes it all the more puzzling to me why the biggest question on your small mind is whether or not little Johnny is gonna stand for the National Anthem everytime!
I’ll tell you something else, Ms Lahren I have had it up to here with you and your phony issues and your Yanky Doodle yakking!
If you like reciting the Pledge of Allegiance and standing for the National Anthem everyday then I think you should do it!
In the car!
In the shower!
Wherever the mood strikes you! But don’t try to tell me when or where I have to say or do or salute anything, because I am an American too, and that is what being an American is all about!
And another thing………I am sick and tired of being made to feel that if I am not a member of a little family with 2.4 children who goes to Robert Jeffress’ church and puts their hands over their hearts every morning that I am unreligious, unpatriotic, and un-American!! Because I’ve got news for you,………..all liberals are not kooks, anymore than all conservatives are fascists!! and the last time I checked, God was neither a Democratic nor a Republican!
And just for your information, yes I am a liberal, but I am also a Christian. And I get down on my knees and pray everyday —- on my own turf — on my own time.
One of the things that I pray for, Tomi Lahren, is that people with power will get good sense, and that people with good sense will get power………and that the rest of us will be blessed with the patience and the strength to survive the people like you in the meantime!!